you should tell me ur weird one!!!! yES tell me all the kinks
don’t turn off your turn-ons lil slugger, the weirder your kinks are the cooler you are
one time kris took a picture of me while I was lying down awkwardly with my midriff exposed and then when I was shown the picture I peered very closely at my lovehandle kinda folded over and asked in a very offended tone “is that a butt?”
and that just sent kris into hysterics like how goddamn suspicious I was of my own rolls resembling a butt
so now we say that to each other in very indignant tones and we just think it’s the bees knees
yeah!! i like it cause it’s wayyyy cheaper than buying an actual harness and looks like 10x cuter than a scary leather harness IMO (my second choice would be a rode-oh but I don’t have the money for one yet) but unfortunately 30ft of rope, while it may work on some bodies, isn’t enough for bigger bodies )): also it’s kind of annoying to spend the extra time tying the harness correctly so not v good for ~heat of the moment~ kinda stuff
yeah!! i use this tutorial here (nsfw warning)
omg thank you!!!! /)////(\
ok here’s my list (and a bonus pic)
if ur my friend u will send me an ask or tell me a secret
i’m in the labs working on a script and I’m nearly done U GUYS GOTTA PUSH ME ON THRU….
without going into too much detail, i’ll just say that im in some pretty bad trouble financially, as well as working with a mega old computer that’s on it’s last leg that i would very much like to replace soon. i haven’t had much luck finding a job since i left my last one, so!!! time to draw things for money!!!
- no hardcore porn or fetish content (no problem drawing ppl havin sex, just no genitals showing (boobs & general nudity are a-ok))
- price may rise depending on if certain props are added to the picture (guns, cars, detailed robots, super intricate clothing, etc) but i am more than willing to negotiate prices!
- backgrounds will be blank white unless requested otherwise (changing to a different solid color is no problem & wont cost anything extra)
i use paypal only! my e-mail is firstname.lastname@example.org . i recommend contacting me via e-mail only cuz i don’t trust tumblr’s messaging system one bit
thank you for reading ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ